The manager's birthday toast is funny. Toasts for the boss's birthday. Birthday toast for boss

Happy birthday to you,
I drink to your health,
I respect you very much
I want to wish you happiness!

You are the best boss, really
From the bottom of my heart, earthly blessings to you,
So that everything works out for you,
To live a prosperous life!

It's good when the boss is strict but fair. This helps subordinates to be more responsible and, at the same time, not be afraid of unreasonable reprimand. And when the bosses are happy, the light from this happiness illuminates everyone. So let's drink to the incredible wave of positivity from our beloved boss.

Chaos, unfilled reports and disrupted work process, confusion and malicious neglect of one’s responsibilities. This is all this and much more that would happen if we didn’t have a boss like you. In addition to your professional qualities, you are also a wonderful person, and I wish you to always keep this mark of having nerves of steel and excellent health! Happy birthday!

You are the best boss
You are a good person
Now comes the opportunity
May we drink to you!

We wish you health,
Always be on top
So that all dreams come to life,
Don't let trouble happen!

I drink to your health,
I want to wish you happiness,
You are a good boss,
Peace and understanding reign!

Joy, kindness, warmth to you,
So that all matters are resolved,
So that all dreams come true,
And so that the nerves do not end!

It’s hard for a boss to want material things; he probably has everything he wants. Wish you love, happiness? Not professional. I wish you health, because this is something that money cannot buy, good luck, because this is something that is hard to keep. And the existing professionalism and intuition will help you conquer the planned peaks.

I want to drink to you today,
You are the best boss with us,
I wish you great health,
So that your fuse does not go out!

To make plans come true,
So that things only go uphill,
So that you don’t regret anything,
And they were always in good shape!

The wise say that you should not go where the road leads, because you cannot leave a trace along a rough path! I want to raise this glass to our boss and wish him that the desire to leave his mark does not lead him to a dead end, let him not forget that we, his team, are following him!

They say that to be happy, a person needs to be busy with work. Let's raise our glasses to our boss, who can always keep us busy with work, but does not forget that for happiness we still need the mind to be filled with purpose, the memory with knowledge and skills. And that would always give us hope for a bright future!

You can endlessly contemplate the pristine nature, watch how hardworking comrades work, and listen to how our inimitable and irresistible boss holds meetings. I want to fill my whole day with this unspeakable pleasure. For the oratorical and organizational skills of the birthday boy!

Let's raise our glasses to the man who is celebrating his birthday today. I am doubly glad that on this holiday I congratulate not only my boss, but also, dare I say it, my friend. I would like to wish you happiness and health, and also that success will be a companion for your entire future life! Happy Birthday!

I want to raise my glass
For you, for your happiness, joy,
I wish you no problems,
And so that life resembles sweetness.

I wish you to reach heights,
And so that subordinates love,
I wish you not to have any troubles,
And so that you live in abundance.

So that every day is interesting,
I drink to happiness and dreams,
I congratulate you on your birthday,
May you live your whole life in harmony!

When the boss is happy, his subordinates are happy too. There is no better future for career growth than favorable working conditions. So let's drink on our boss's birthday, to his excellent mood, every day.

On a birthday, it is customary to praise people. And especially the bosses. But, in our case, it was such a wonderful coincidence that the birthday boy is the kind of person to whom it is pleasant to wish health and prosperity. May you, _name_, not experience any changes in your life that could change you for the worse. For our boss!

Our team is not only friendly, but, it seems to me, the most productive of all. And it seems to me that this is not only our merit, but also our boss’s. We see you as strict and even angry, and some tell legends that you were kind. But we have never seen you give up or shift your work to others, so I raise a glass on your birthday to the fact that you only become better and still be kind more often!

As you know, respect is the best robe. This is undoubtedly true, because no matter how beautifully a person speaks, if he is not respected, then, in fact, his words are worthless. I want to wish you not to lose the trust that is placed in you. You, a leader respected by your colleagues, are therefore listened to and valued. Thanks for this!

What does productivity depend on? Of course, it depends on the atmosphere in the team, but who creates it? This is the boss, yes, because he is the one who sets the rhythm. It’s just that if a person loves his job, then this leaves a positive imprint on the result. I would like to wish you to overcome the creative crisis. Let the desire to create something new never leave you!

Sometimes you were a merciless whip
Sometimes the gingerbread was presented on time.
You've never been a fool
In our eyes, you are a worthy boss.

On this solemn day,
Let your cherished goals come true.
Let us sometimes cause migraines,
But we will follow for days and weeks.

I want to raise this glass to our birthday boy today. By a strange coincidence... this is our boss. I want to wish him to live a full life and it doesn’t matter how old he is, what matters is how much real life has been lived. So let his real life coincide with the calendar one, then there is no need to be afraid of the years he has lived, because they have not been lived in vain!

Our team is kind, dear,
I invite everyone to raise their glasses,
For the one who stands behind us like a wall,
For someone we respect endlessly!

Our beloved boss, we drink to you,
We wish you happiness, joy, health,
So that there is enough patience for all of us,
So that nothing bad happens to you!

Toasts to the team

In the 30s, the director of the theater, who did not fulfill the plan, made the following announcement: “There will be a concert of ten numbers. Spectators who do not like the last number can get their ticket money back.” Naturally - sold out!
After the performance of the ninth number, the compere announces:
- And now, comrades, the OGPU orchestra will perform “The Internationale”!
Gentlemen, let's drink to enterprising people!

Toasts about a colleague

At the court hearing, a witness is being questioned.
Judge:
- Tell me, witness, how did you guess that it was the thieves who were taking the goods out of the store?
Witness:
- Yes, at first I thought they were just movers. And then I looked closer and understood everything. They worked too fast!
Let's drink to us, true masters of our craft!

“I work a lot,” says a friend to a friend. - For example, yesterday, in the laboratory, I tried to get dynamite.
- What will you work on tomorrow?
- Well, of course... Now I need to get a new laboratory. Let's drink, dear colleagues, to the innovators thanks to whom our production is developing!

Accuracy is the main thing we value in our employees,” says the boss to a person who wants to get a job at his plant.
- Yes, I understand.
- And one more thing... More than accuracy, we value honesty.
- Excuse me, Mr. Director, but why don’t you even have a rug in front of the entrance?
So let's raise our glasses, colleagues, and drink to honesty!

Toasts to the boss

People are different. Others do not live, but only exist. But there are also those who have an electric charge in their souls, energy and joy emanate from them. The head of our company also belongs to the category of such people. He is full of energy, and all his employees receive a powerful charge from him. Let's raise a glass to tonight's hero. We wish him good health, happiness, and long life. So that he always carries the torch of a joyful attitude and gives us a piece of it.

Toasts to the leader

One family celebrated the wedding of two sisters. In the midst of the wedding, an old woman came to the house. The older sister shouted at her and was about to drive her away, but the younger sister showed attention and sat her down at the table. The old woman turned out to be a fairy sorceress. She put discreet black glasses over her older sister's eyes, and pink ones for her younger sister. The world began to seem gloomy and harsh to the older sister, and pink and beautiful to the younger sister. The sisters' lives changed because of the glasses.
And nowadays there are fairies who put glasses on us. I mean eye doctors. I propose to drink to the good fairies, to the ophthalmologists!

Birthday toast for boss

Two hunters are talking.
- Can you imagine! Yesterday I came across a couple of gorgeous pheasants quite by accident! I almost screamed in surprise!
- Well, how did you manage to take possession of them?
- No, it didn’t work out, we didn’t have enough... money!
Life shows how important it is for a hunter to have money! Let's drink to the hunters!

Toast to the director's birthday

Our geologists visited the Sahara. They say that they saw sand dunes there, along which “Camel” walks in packs. To our wonderful geologists, the most all-knowing and all-seeing.

Wishes to a colleague

I already asked the cobra:
- Why, when you sting a person, the person dies, and if a bee stings a person, the bee dies?
- It all depends on the degree of qualification. The bee is an amateur, and I am a professional.
So let's drink to professionalism in any matter!

Toast to the director's birthday

On trial:
- How did you manage to rob seven stores in one week?
- If only we all worked like this, otherwise everyone shouts “Crisis!”
So let's drink to those dodgers who don't care about the crisis!

Toast to the director's birthday

The Russian merchants had a tradition of generous patronage of the arts. We lived according to the principle: “God gave it - give it back to God.” So let's drink to the revival of this noble tradition, and also to the glory of the Russian merchants!

Toasts to the leader

La Rochefoucauld said: “Everyone complains about his memory, but no one complains about his reason.”
So let's drink so that you and I will never complain about anything!

Toasts to the manager

I respect business people, their inexhaustible energy, efficiency, creativity, courage, ability to take risks and overcome all difficulties along the way. Everything I have said applies to the hero of today’s celebration. So let's raise a glass to him, to his success in the whirlpool of life!

Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

After the collapse of the USSR, the new government stopped the fight against moonshine. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and the article banning the production of alcohol-containing products at home was removed from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law that prohibits you and me from engaging in our favorite hobby - preparing alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-FZ “On the administrative liability of legal entities (organizations) and individual entrepreneurs for offenses in the field of production and circulation of ethyl alcohol, alcoholic and alcohol-containing products” (Collected Legislation of the Russian Federation, 1999, No. 28 , Art. 3476).

Extract from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:

“The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) producing products containing ethyl alcohol for purposes other than sale.”

Moonshining in other countries:

In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan on Administrative Offenses dated January 30, 2001 N 155, the following liability is provided. Thus, according to Article 335 “Manufacture and sale of home-made alcoholic beverages”, illegal production of moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic beverages for the purpose of sale, as well as the sale of these alcoholic beverages, entails a fine in the amount of thirty monthly calculation indices with confiscation of alcoholic beverages , apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, as well as money and other valuables received from their sale. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal use.

In Ukraine and Belarus things are different. Articles No. 176 and No. 177 of the Code of Ukraine on Administrative Offenses provide for the imposition of fines in the amount of three to ten tax-free minimum wages for the production and storage of moonshine without the purpose of sale, for the storage of devices* for its production without the purpose of sale.

Article 12.43 repeats this information almost word for word. “Production or acquisition of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), storage of apparatus for their production” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Clause No. 1 states: “The production by individuals of strong alcoholic drinks (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), as well as the storage of devices* used for their production, will entail a warning or a fine of up to five basic units with confiscation of the specified drinks, semi-finished products and devices."

*You can still purchase moonshine stills for home use, since their second purpose is to distill water and obtain components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.

If at work you get both the tail and the mane, it means you are mistaken for a horse. So let's drink to our sensitive leader!

I respect business people, their inexhaustible energy, efficiency, creativity, courage, ability to take risks and overcome all difficulties along the way. Everything I have said applies to the hero of today’s celebration. So let's raise a glass to him, to his success in the whirlpool of life!

When reason is in charge
There are pressing matters,

"Good Boss" says

Then every worker
Has a thirst for work.
And just like that
Our office is in good order!

Ivan, can you work after half a liter?
- I can.
- And after a liter?
- I can.
- And after two?
- I won’t be able to work, but I will lead!
We will drink to our dear leaders!

I already asked the cobra:
- Why, when you sting a person, the person dies, and if a bee stings a person, the bee dies?
- It all depends on the degree of qualification. The bee is an amateur, and I am a professional.
So let's drink to professionalism in any matter!

For bold decisions and unexpected projects!

Congratulations to you today
Our entire friendly, glorious workshop
And with all our hearts we wish
Hello dear boss

You are our smart, noble
Strong and brave like a lion
We are with you through fire and water
Our reliable, wise boss

May God give you a lot of happiness
Peace, a safe full of money
We are ready to give you everything
Our beloved, kind chef

Father ended up on the plane. As soon as we took off, he calls the flight attendant:
- Girl, at what altitude are we flying?
- Five hundred meters.
- Then bring me fifty grams of cognac, please.
The flight attendant brings it. After a while he calls her again:

- Three thousand meters.
- Please, bring me fifty grams of cognac.
And the flight attendant brings it. Some time passes.
- Girl, excuse me, at what altitude are we flying?
- Five thousand meters.
- Fifty grams of cognac, please.
Half an hour later, the flight attendant, walking through the cabin, turns to the priest herself:
- Shall I bring you another drink?
- At what altitude are we flying?
- Ten thousand meters.
“No, no, I can’t,” says the priest, pointing his finger up, “the boss is close.”
And our boss, thank God, is far away (on a business trip, on vacation, etc.). Therefore, we can drink calmly.

We raise our glasses to you!

Work for you is not games of spillikins,
A sharp and important question!

To your health, let's drink to the bottom!
We need a boss - cheerful and strong!
Let's drink to your wife,
Passion received steadily!

Let's drink to your good deeds!
For a good outcome of the meetings,
So that life is only sweet,
To give happiness, without delay!

Let's drink to our team,
I have always and truly needed you!
Give us more directives,
So that the company's success grows!