Cool sketch of congratulations to women on March 8

Read the beginning and explanation in the previous article.

Both parts should be presented only together, in the sequence that I wrote.

This is the whole point and humor of these sketches - to show how a man and a woman can see and retell the same events differently.

The heroine's husband, in a sad voice, tells his friend about the events of yesterday, March 8th. I wrote it as a monologue, but since it is difficult to imagine a man saying all this on the phone (unlike a woman), then let this sad story take place over a glass of beer, for example.

Scenes for March 8:

part 2, “A man’s gaze.”

I started shopping for flowers early in the morning - I thought they would be cheaper on the 8th in the morning than on the 7th in the evening. Yeah, that's not the case. I chose and chose, well, I could go broke! There were also plenty of such smart people there, so why should prices fall? One flower girl eventually took pity. She still had fragments of flowers, she stuck them into some green thing and made a clearing. He says you will have a basket with an oasis. It might be an oasis for some, but for me the price was like buying an entire arboretum for personal use.

He brought it, put it by the bed, wrote to his wife not to get up, and went to bake her favorite pancakes. I thought all day afterwards - Maslenitsa is only in a week, why am I, a fool, taking up these pancakes? The oil is burning, the smoke is pouring out so much that I can’t see either the dough or the frying pan! In short, the rescuers arrived, they threw a hose through the window, extinguished everything, they tried to save me - I barely fought back, it was the 12th floor after all. It turned out that their grandmother, a neighbor, called them, thinking that there was a fire with us.

She then came running to the smoke, helped with breakfast, and promised that she wouldn’t tell her wife anything. I just can’t imagine what I should do! The kitchen was covered in soot, covered in foam, and we had to throw away a new, expensive frying pan. Yesterday I convinced my wife not to go into the kitchen, this morning she also ran off to work happy - she had no time for the kitchen after that night, she almost overslept... And what will happen in the evening? At least don't come home.

I opened a card for my wife for March 8th, put 1000 rubles on it and decided to have fun. On the way, I bought an envelope for money - all sorts of lady's things were drawn and it was written that she should not deny herself anything.

But because of these pancakes, I got excited, mixed up the cards and put my wife’s ruble money in this envelope, not her ruble one, but his VIP one. And he sent me shopping. I turned on the green light myself, with my own hands! She ran away happy, and I went to save the remains of the kitchen. But they soon had to save me when I started receiving SMS messages from the bank every 20 minutes with the text:

This amount has been debited from your card. Thank you for choosing our bank!

I only read the 18th message to the end. And it was written there:

If you have not performed this operation, call the number...

I called. The card was blocked. There is only money left for exactly one more oasis.

I realized that neither I nor my card could survive an evening trip to a restaurant, and I swore off cooking dinner on my own after breakfast. The situation is stalemate.

I had a hard time figuring it out: I called the restaurant, gave my wife’s card number and asked what I could buy from them with delivery for one thousand rubles.

They brought some kind of vegetable mash, like with meat, and some trembling, shaking garbage on a saucer called “Refined Festive Dessert.” Yes, I ordered another hundred rubles worth of cleanings so that my wife would believe that I cooked it myself.

I didn’t find any meat in the vegetables, I didn’t even try the festive trembling on the saucer - my legs were trembling from fatigue and nerves.

Of course, the annual norm of adrenaline has been exceeded in 1 day!

I just dreamed of getting to bed. I mean, sleep.

But my wife praised everything so much, admired me so much, looked at me so intriguingly that I suspected something was wrong.

I asked him 10 times, maybe she has a headache, maybe she needs to rest?

No, nothing hurt her. Until 4 am, at that.

I don’t remember what happened next - I just passed out. But she didn’t mind, she rushed off to work happy. I could barely reach the phone, called my boss, and asked for time off after yesterday. What’s unexpected is that he understood me immediately! He himself, he says, would gladly take a day off if anyone had it.

Again I direct you to the integral part of the 1st: - “A woman’s gaze.” Without this, don’t even start staging!

With the wish to bring your views on life closer,

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

Today is part 1 - “A woman’s gaze.”

This is a scene for a corporate party or other adult feast.

Dear schoolchildren, don’t waste your time: this is not for you, I will soon write another funny sketch for you.

It can be performed in different ways - like a conversation between two friends over a cup of tea or on the phone. A married woman, in a happy voice, enthusiastically describes the day of March 8th to her unmarried friend, who just nods, sighs sadly and occasionally inserts monosyllabic questions.

Here I present an option with a telephone. It looks like a monologue by one actress. If you also have a second one, then dividing the text into two will not be difficult. Doing the opposite is a little more difficult, so I try to make your life easier.

Since you will stage my monologue before March 8, and the speech in it comes after it, I recommend a short introduction:

Dear ladies and gentlemen, now we will show a story about how you can spend March 8th in a separate marital apartment. There is one holiday, one apartment, and two stories about the same day, and very polar ones. Listen, watch and draw your own conclusions. So that your March 8th will be equally wonderful for both parties involved.

Funny scenes for March 8:

part 1, “A woman’s gaze.”

Oh, yesterday was just a fabulous day!

I open my eyes in the morning and there is a basket of flowers. Big? No, not very big, not theatrical... the basket is... well, like a big cup... But still, it’s not a cup, it’s a basket!

And in it there is a note: “Darling, lie down, rest, don’t go into the kitchen, I’ll do everything myself!”

Who would refuse this! I’m lying there happy, thinking - what a great fellow he is! And before dawn, he ran for flowers and prepared breakfast for me! But the neighbor was unlucky - her husband did something there that even the Ministry of Emergency Situations was called!

What? Oh, no, I didn’t see it myself, my beloved told me about it later. But I personally heard the sound of the siren and the smell of smoke. I can’t even imagine what was burning there that the smoke even penetrated into our bedroom!

In general, my husband didn’t let me into the kitchen - he said women had nothing to do in the kitchen on March 8th. That’s why we had breakfast right in bed – it’s so romantic, you melt from the rush of feelings!

What did you give? The gift was great! I always secretly assumed that his prudence and practicality were so, on the surface, out of modesty. But in fact he is an extraordinarily generous person, extraordinarily! He gave me such a cute envelope with the inscription “Allow yourself everything!” - exactly what I want is drawn on it! And inside is a VIP client’s bank card, can you imagine! And again the inscription - “And even this!” I allowed it.

My husband said that I could take a walk for now, and he would put things in order at home. And in the evening another surprise awaits me!

Well, I went for a walk! In this weather? What's wrong with the weather? Did the weather forecasters report a bad day on March 8? Darling, the weather doesn’t matter at all when you have a VIP card in your purse! And besides, I was walking through the shopping center, not down the street. Do doctors recommend fresh air? Yes, I heard something about this. I also went out into the fresh air to catch my breath after shopping and figure out how it happened that I hadn’t spent all the money on the card yet, but the terminals suddenly stopped accepting it. Probably the systems in the stores are glitching due to overload - do you know how many acquaintances I met there that day? Not that many people come to paid demos!

In general, by the time I got home, evening had already come. The beloved is quiet, silent, looks with such eyes... What? Well, how can I tell you? The look is clouded and slightly distraught. Just slightly. How is this why? From love, of course. And he managed to get bored - he didn’t see me for half a day.

Darling, let's not go to the restaurant. I want to be alone with you. I even cooked dinner myself!

And, really, just imagine - I stewed vegetables and meat, made dessert... And everything smells so delicious! And again, in the bedroom, a makeshift table was set on the bed. What does a real man mean? I said I wouldn’t let you into the kitchen on March 8th, but I never let you in! The only thing is that for some reason vegetable peelings and egg shells were also in the bedroom. He probably got busy, got busy, and accidentally brought it out of the kitchen with dinner.

What then? Well... I couldn’t help but thank him for such efforts? Moreover, he hinted in every possible way. Flowers in the bedroom, breakfast and dinner in bed. In the evening he asked several times if I had a headache. Of course, I was very tired - is it a joke to spend five hours in fitting rooms without leaving? But he was so sad, how could I refuse?

In general, the day was a fairy tale, and the night was simply anriel in a new way! Well, that's a different story.

After this, be sure to immediately present and show the 2nd part from the next article - funny.”

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate event in honor of March 8th. Here you will find an interesting script, comic skits, remade songs, fun games and competitions for the hero of the occasion and guests of the holiday.

A festive feast on March 8 will not surprise anyone, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulating women, the organizers of the corporate party try to diversify the celebration with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games, inventing original script for celebrating International Women's Day.

It’s very good when the party in honor of March 8th is thematically stylized. As a theme for a special event, you can use famous films, long loved by the fair sex:

• gone With the Wind
• Moscow does not believe in tears
• Alice in Wonderland
• Hipsters
• Sex and the city
• Breakfast at Tiffany's
• Catwoman
• Xena - warrior princess
• Moulin rouge
• Avatar
• Bollywood
• Burlesque
• Charlie's Angels.

A stylized corporate party involves the obligatory selection of outfit, hairstyle and makeup, similar in image to a favorite character of the chosen topic. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the corporate party scenario, as well as skits, games, and competitions, should intersect with the theme of the party.

Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the fair half of humanity.

When choosing a script and entertainment competitions for a corporate party, take into account the age of all participants. It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable.

A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:

• Congratulatory part. Men present gifts, congratulations are heard from the company management. In congratulations, it is important to mention each woman and thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
• Buffet. Involves organizing a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing the feast, it is best to order delicious dishes in a cafe.
• Competition part. Dedicated to celebrating feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use a festival scenario in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
• Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs, cosmetics, and personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of the items are indicated separately on small pieces of paper, which are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one piece of paper and reads out to those present the name of the gift, which is immediately handed to her.
• Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part, diluted with outdoor games.

A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for young people

One of the options for celebrating the holiday on March 8 is to use a scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of presenters by dressing up as fairy-tale characters. Fun and unusual scenario " March 8 in the Fairytale State» is suitable for holding events in both youth and women’s groups of different ages.

The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy-tale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.

Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8th! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairyland, where you can meet everyone’s favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards meeting the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose their role for today's celebration.

Music from some fairy tale is playing in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the “magic chest” (or magic hat) props corresponding to the fairy tale image:

• Red beret - Little Red Riding Hood
• Kokoshnik – Vasilisa the Beautiful
• Shoe or apron - Cinderella
• False braid - Rapunzel
• Beautiful tiara – The Snow Queen
• Blue wig - Malvina
• Frog mask – Princess Frog
• White scarf - Snow White
• Eastern scarf - Princess Jasmine.

The ladies put on their chosen items and sit down in a designated place to await guests.

Leading:
Now, dear ladies, you are real fabulous beauties and magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswomen you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us far away will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the threshold.

Solemn music sounds, people enter the hall Tsar, groaning and holding his stomach.

Leading:
Well, fairy-tale beauties, shall we feel sorry for the Tsar? Shouldn't we let him die of hunger?

Held culinary duel .
There are 2 women's teams participating in the competition. Various products are placed in the box in advance (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, crackers, etc.). Each participant can only approach the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from selected products in the allotted time.

The king tastes the treats, chooses the most delicious salad, and drinks a glass for the culinary skills of the beauties. The girls take their places.

Leading:
It’s too early, dear beauties, for you to relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...

They enter the hall to military music Three heroes.

The game is being played Drag rope»
2 women's teams are being formed. At a signal from one of the guests, the women begin the game.

As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.

A toast sounds, praising the strength and endurance of women.

Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us... Baba Yaga is rushing towards us on a broom!

Appears in the hall to the music Baba Yaga(preferably it should be a man in disguise).

A competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The presenter selects participants from among those willing - 3-4 pairs. Girls have a lid from a saucepan (frying pan) tied to their waist, and men have a ladle. To the sound of cheerful music, each couple should hit the lid as much as possible with the ladle in a minute without using their hands.

Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For women’s sociability and attractiveness!” and sits down with the guests.

Leading:
Hush hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.

A competition is being held Living beads»
The presenter calls 2 young ladies and gives them a ribbon of different colors, at least 10 meters long. The task of each participant is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto ribbons. You need to string the “beads” by passing the ribbon through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, pant leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are “collected,” the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second dances the little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not fall apart.

Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass with a toast praising a woman’s sense of humor, and sits down with the guests.

Leading:
Oh, how smart we are, our fairy-tale beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests that are in store for you today. There are still heroes in the far distant country who are counting on your help! But another unfortunate guest has come to us!

Staggering into the hall to the music of “The Vodyanoy’s Song” from the cartoon “Flying Ship” Water with a bottle of vodka.

The presenter conducts the competition " Five»
2 teams of 5 people are formed. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, a bottle of alcoholic beverage, a sandwich and a glass are placed.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (have a drink) - must run up and drink the poured drink;
The fourth (eat up) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
The fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately will win.

The merman drinks the “last glass before quitting”, and, making a toast “To women’s perseverance and beauty!”, sits down with the guests.

Leading:
But, dear ladies, there is no need to relax... The last guest came to us, but Leshy himself from the forestry department himself appeared.

He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, ragged.

Contest " Glamorous outfit»
You should prepare in advance a large box in which to put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, women's and men's panties, a sequined top, a children's cap, a large disposable diaper, a Pierrot collar, a kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose and stuff.
Participants take turns passing the box to each other while listening to cheerful music. The one who still has the box in his hands when the music stops must take the item from the box and put it on himself. Once worn, the item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.

Leshy drinks a glass of “For the glamorous ladies!” and hurries to take his place among the guests.

Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies have once again proven to us that they can handle any task! Let us once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be as charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you have helped a lot.

VIDEO: A funny corporate fairy tale!

Corporate party on March 8 in a women's team

If you decide to celebrate March 8th with a small group of women, then it would be appropriate to immediately think about the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.

It would be appropriate for such a celebration prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a souvenir.

If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care in advance of the availability of seats and suitable premises, preparing musical accompaniment and thematic decoration of the hall in advance.

The highlight of the women's holiday can be the invited “waiters” with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the corporate party participants there are no ardent opponents of male presence at the holiday.

In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up your colleagues comic advice in poetic form:

• Tip #1

• Tip #2

• Tip #3

• Tip #4

To make a corporate party unforgettable in a women’s team, you need to choose fun competitions, which will be of interest to women of different ages. The host of the celebration can be one of her colleagues or male guest presenter.

Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! What would a holiday be without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, all that remains is to prepare the most festive salad.

We get into the “train”, find the neighbor’s waist and do not let her closer than arm’s length. When I speak:
Polka dots- bend back
Sausage– lean forward;
Cucumber– tilt to the left;
Potato– tilt to the right,
And when you hear " Mayonnaise“- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate our hips. Go…

Competitions for corporate parties on March 8

Funny and humorous competitions will be able to increase the degree of fun of the ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the successful options would be to hold a comic competition “ Real ladies».

To do this, you will need to select participants from among the ladies in the hall. Several men in disguise will help add originality to the competition. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.

• Contest " Cosmetic bag»

You should prepare a heavy cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, toner, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, makeup, powder compact, etc.
The presenter tells the task, the first participant must find the cosmetic product veiled in it in a short time.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Touch up your eyes
- Remove makeup
— Even out your complexion
- Tint your eyelashes
— Fill your eyebrows
— Touch up your lips for a date (business meeting).

• Contest " Mistress»

The participant is blindfolded and brought to a table on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The girls' task is to correctly recognize the cereal. The one who can name the ingredients correctly the fastest wins.

• Contest " Find and bring»

Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who completes them the fastest wins.
Examples of find and bring tasks:
— a scraper, a wet wipe, a man's shoe;
— lipstick, belt, napkin;
— telephone, fork, sock;
— tie, comb, spoon;
— button, plate, mascara.

• Contest " Non-standard solution»

The presenter reads out the situation, each participant must describe her intended actions.

• Contest " Ideal man»

Participants are divided into two teams, whose task is to draw the image of an ideal man blindfolded.

• Final relay

Two teams are formed. Each team member must run around a chair with a plastic bottle pressed between her knees, return, and pass the baton to the next one without using her hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.

At the end of the competition program, the presenter, together with the men selected by the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:

• Miss Housekeeping
• Miss Dexterity
• Miss Pretty Eyes
• Miss Short Skirt
• Miss Extraordinary.

Funny funny scenes for corporate parties on March 8

You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be a comic skit performed by male colleagues. This could be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.

• Comic musical scene, to the tune of the song " Belle»

Three couples participate in the scene:

First - Old lady hat And Cheburashka

Second - Little Red Riding Hood And Gray wolf

Third - Thumbelina And Blind Mole.

appear on stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the remade song.

The loss sounds, the second couple enters the hall ( Gray wolf And Little Red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.

The third couple appears on the stage - Blind Mole And Thumbelina, who perform the third verse.

All the characters sing, addressing the audience.

At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.

• Funny parody scene on Indian cinema Eternal love»

Characters:

Leading
Jimmy- young man, main character
Satik- Jimmy's mother
Aishe- girl, main character
Ajit- Aishe's father.

Men can tie a turban on their head and place a red dot on their forehead. For women, tie white (mama) and multi-colored (Aisha) material around the body.

Only men can perform the scene, inviting the hero of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian movie.

Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of flatbread on the table.

Leading: First episode “Good Purpose”.

An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik’s mother appears and sits down at the table, and after a while Jimmy appears.

Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)

Satik:
Good son, I prepared some food. You must have gotten very hungry overnight. (tears off a flatbread and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a flatbread and jumps up sharply)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?

Satik:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.

Jimmy:
So our family was rich?

Satik:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were still a baby! During the shipwreck, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta burned down and we became beggars.

Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(they hug and leave the hall)

Leading: Second episode “Sudden Love” 10 years have passed...

A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.

Aishe:
Thief! Give me your purse! Help!

Jimmy runs in, takes the thief's purse, and fights with the thief using elements of karate. (You can sound a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor, lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the dead thief and gives it to Aisha.

Aishe:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, this handbag contains the most precious thing to me - a pendant. The talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.

An Indian song plays, the characters perform a dance, and you can bring in backup dancers.

Leading:
This song talks about a sudden feeling that flared up between two characters. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.

The Indian melody fades and the dance stops.

Leading:
Third episode "Terrible Secret". 5 years later…

Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!

Aishe:
You know, beloved, that my father is against our love. You are poor!

Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!

Ayşe's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, over which a white sheet is thrown.

Ajit:
ABOUT! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and contact this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in the movies)

Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)

Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragamuffin!

A fight breaks out and blows sound. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor and begins to choke him. At this moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.

Satik:
Oh my son, I will save you! This is your father's dagger!

Sathika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. A sheet falls off Ayşe's father, revealing a red stain simulating blood. Ajit stands up and stands with his back to the audience.

Ajit:
Satik? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)

Satik:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!

Ajit:
I think I'm dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!

Jimmy and Ayesha run up to Ajit. He takes the heroes' hands and connects them.

Ajit:
I bless you, my children! Be happy!

Jimmy:
Father, Ayşe and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Aishe is my sister.

Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aisha is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a small child on the threshold of my house. It was you - Aishe. (looks at daughter)

Jimmy:
Oh, Aishe, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aishe)

Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating his last breaths)
ABOUT! I'm starting to feel like life is leaving me. Be happy, my beloved people. I will die with joy!

Aishe:
(looks at his father worriedly)
Oh no! Father! Don't die at such a happy moment! (crying)

Satik:
I'll save him! (takes out a jar from her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made during the full moon. This medicine will revive him!

Sathika leans towards Ajit, smears his “wound”, he begins to come to life.

Ajit:
ABOUT! I begin to feel life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)

An Indian song plays, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Sathika, Jimmy and Aishe.

Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute names of actors):
Aishe – Margarita Lunenko
Satik: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.

VIDEO: The guys just tore apart the female audience! skit “March 8!”

Fun games for corporate parties on March 8

Toasts to the women have already been finished, gifts have been given, and the guests have relaxed a little with the help of strong drinks. It's time to start some fun games.

• Comic game " Casting»

Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come to me. (leave)
Look how brave these guys are! They are the ones who should represent our country at the international Eurovision Song Contest. Now we will conduct a small casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. (they come up with, they say)
It is known that at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, passion, facial expressions. The technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully practiced. Here's a simulator for you. (gives everyone an elastic band)
We put it on under our noses. The elastic band needs to be removed around the neck without using your hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And then, all that’s left to do is look for sponsors and submit an application to the Eurovision Organizing Committee.

• A game " An eloquent toast»

Leading:
Who is the most eloquent in your organization (team, corporation)? (comes out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).

• A game " Instead of a thousand words»

Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for some time now, so you must understand each other at a glance. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to his partner through facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs).

• Outdoor game " Flower»

Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the fair half of humanity. The task of our guys is simple - to put flowers in a bottle that is under the arm of the partner. So, guys? Flower in your teeth and let's go...

• Fun game " Where to invest money?»

Leading: (calls two pairs)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest your finances in different banking institutions as quickly as possible. You can only insert one banknote. (gives the ladies prepared candy wrappers). Banks can be your partner's pockets, socks, and all the secret places. Hurry up! You need to invest your money as quickly as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Let's start...
(Funny music sounds, the presenter can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks after a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? And you? Perfect! The money is invested. They work. And now I will ask the young ladies to exchange partners and withdraw all their rival’s deposits as quickly as possible. Banks are opening! Withdraw money! Let's start...

• Funny game " Private bussiness»

Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, each has a sign with the names of various institutions (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax Office”, “Detoxification center”, “Psychologist”, “Masseur”) And so on). The facilitator asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions:
— How often do you appear here?
— Who do you usually go there with?
-Who are you meeting there?
— How do you feel after visiting this establishment?
- Why are you going there?
— Do you get paid for visiting? And you?
— How is the situation there, are you comfortable?

VIDEO: Fun competition for a corporate party

Remade songs for a corporate party on March 8

To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8th at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing them several modern remade songs. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.

A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the song “If you leave the house with a frown...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.

A good congratulation to women from a male group could be a remake song based on the musical composition by A. Rosenbaum - “Ay”.

Song-remake “We are girls”

For your boss, you can perform the remade musical composition “Smile”.

VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI

Presenter 2 (off stage): March 8 is a solemn day, a day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives women smiles, joy and flowers!

Presenter 1: Hello, the most charming, sweetest and most beautiful representatives of the fair half of humanity!

Presenter 2: You understood everything correctly: we are talking about all the women of the world, whom today it is customary to congratulate, cherish and, of course, love!

Presenter 1: And you can’t take this away from us, because we are ready to love you always!

Presenter 2: Spring has brought us all together today - a wonderful time of the year, which has become a symbol of female beauty!

Presenter 1: Today we will try to make for you, dear ladies, a real holiday that will give everyone a good mood!

Presenter 2: So, let's greet all the women who have gathered in this bright hall with thunderous applause!

Note: All women are pre-divided into 2 teams

Presenter 1: I have 2 envelopes in my hands, I’ll ask the team representatives to come to me to get the first task. Each envelope contains a riddle. Guess it, dear women, and you will find out what your team will be called today.

Riddle #1:
The rustle of beautiful petals
Snow-white pearls blossomed,
Spring delicate little flower
From under the snow rushed to the sky
(answer: snowdrop)

Riddle #2:
He is always friendly with the light,
If the sun is in the window,
It's from the mirror, from the puddle
Runs along the wall.
(Answer: sunbeam)

Presenter 2: So, you all guessed that the name of the first team is “Snowdrop”, and the second is “Sunny Bunny”. The next stage of the holiday competition is to come up with a motto for your team.

Presenter 1: The task of our girls is to come up with the most interesting and original motto that will tell about the best feminine qualities!

Competition "Team Motto"
(the applause of the audience determines which motto is more interesting)

Presenter 2: I suggest our ladies go to the School of Grace and Beauty. Do you agree? ... Great, that means today you will all become even more perfect!

Presenter 1: So, the first lesson at the School of Fine Arts is a fashion show lesson, because it’s no secret that every fashionista should have a beautiful gait.

Presenter 2: And irreplaceable books will help us find a cool gait (the presenter gives each team a durable book that can be dropped on the floor)

Competition "Defile"
Members of each team must walk as far as possible on a makeshift podium. All girls participate in the competition. When summing up, the number of steps of each team member is summed up.

Presenter 1: Yes, the world's catwalks envy you, our beauties!

Presenter 2: Let's make you the envy of world-famous fashion designers. To do this, I invite everyone to take part in the “Festive Dress for March 8” competition.

Competition “Festive outfit for March 8”
Each team receives a prop - a roll of toilet paper, from which they should make an evening outfit. Any beauty from the team becomes a model, and everyone else is a creative fashion designer.

Presenter 1: Great, now let's dance a little!

Presenter 2: But simply dancing is not at all interesting. We need to involve our men in this dance.

Dance competition
To the accompaniment of cheerful music, the girls of each team invite men into their circle. The team with the most members of the opposite sex in the center wins!

Presenter 1: Well, dear women, today you once again showed us your beauty, wit and, of course, charm!

Presenter 2: Always be as happy as you are today!